I'll Bet He Was Cool

You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time
I talk about silly things 
I like to talk about Jesus Christ
'Cos I wonder what would happen 
if He passed you by
Would you be scared?
Would you believe in Him?
Would you bust your asses to 
get Him institutionalized?
Well, I bet He'd be cool
I bet He'd be damn good looking
I bet that He smelt divine
I'm not talking about 
Calvin Klein's Obsession
Just one of those people 
who smell good all the time
There's no reason why
What would He wear
Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger?
Or prefer Urban Outfitted?
I don't think so
Well, I bet He liked Gaultier
But you'd never find Him in it
I bet He liked Gaultier

Lord I need your protection 
spend some time in my direction
I need your protection 
spend some time in my direction
I need your protection 
spend some time in my direction 

You know every once and a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time 
I talk about silly things
And tonight I'd like to talk to you 
about Jesus Christ
'Cos I wonder how we'd deal 
if He just passed you by
I bet He'd be a star
I bet my star wars figures 
He would be a movie star
A Quentin Tarantino next big thing
Prima donna, then He'd appear on Oprah
You know what? I don't think so
Could you imagine Him 
hanging Piccadilly Circus
Time Square, the walk of fame
At Christies He would 
easily become a regular
D'you know what? I don't think so
I bet my speeder bike He'd turn 
his back on all of that

Lord I need your protection 
spend my time in my direction
I need your protection 
spend some time in my direction
I need your protection 
spend some time in my direction

Some people have just got it
You know like standing next to Elvis Presley
Well then multiply that feeling 
by one million and you know what I'm talking about

Well I'll bet He was cool
Man I bet that cat was so damn good looking